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1. At a party, do you like to be the center of attention?
2. Do you often feel inadequate?
3. Are you easily angered or have a short temper?
4. Do you think yourself superior to others?
5. Do you feel you must compensate for inadequacies you perceive about yourself?
6. Do you often have tantrums when you can't get your way?
7. Do you feel jealous of any of your friends' accomplishments or material goods, or feel a need to "keep up with the Joneses"?
8. Are you now, or have you ever been an employee of the Internal Revenue Service?