Just in case you've been living under a rock or in a cave or were banished to the wasteland, I'd like to point out to you that Republicans and Mormons are stupid fucks. You might have thought that COBOL or Pet Rocks were stupid, but they're just peanuts to these people. It's a wonder that they manage to put on their KKK outfits or ride their bicycles.
Both of these groups of miserable excuses for humans are well-known for endless attempts at shoving their own brand of morality down the throats of everyone else, even if that means choking off their oxygen supply. "It's for your own good," they say, as they hold your head under water whilst stabbing you in the ass with a curling iron. I submit that these groups of misfits be judged under the morality of consistency and non-contradiction.
Contradiction is not acceptable by nature, science, or mathematics. The fundamental principles of all that is real maintain their order by maintaining consistency. Anything that contradicts itself is out-of-order with the universe, and is therefore immoral under a logical system. Since I don't believe it is the position of others to dictate subjective morality, it is natural that a judgment based on objective morality is the only acceptable one.
As a recent example of Mormon and Republican stupidity, consider the comments made by Mormon and Republican stupid fucks subsequent to the passage of California Proposition 22, an unconstitutional ballot initiative proposed by the Republican father of a gay son, which denies gays basic privileges that straight, married couples take for granted:
We are not anti-gay. We are pro-family. We want to emphasize that.
-- Gordon Hinkley, pres LDS, Stupid Fuck
Gee, Gordon, where were you when Mormon Stuart Matis was driven to suicide by your "moral" and "pro-family" religion? What's really great about this quote is that it contradicts itself so rapidly. What about gay families? They're apparently pro-straight-family. Sounds fairly anti-gay to me, or at least gay-exclusionary. Congratulations, Gordon. You're a Stupid Fuck.
We're a state that's proud of our diversity, but there are limits to every boundary, and tonight we protected the institution of marriage
--Rob Stutzman, prop 22 campaign manager, Stupid Fuck
Protected it from what? Shall we employ some reasoning skill here? Suppose two gay men get married. Does this require that a straight couple get divorced? Republicans must get all the best drugs.
It's our state. It should be our choice.
Miriam G. Santacruz, Stupid Fuck, in the official ballot argument for prop 22.
So the way we protect a choice, a freedom, is by denying a liberty to a group of people?
My family taught me to respect other people's freedoms. Everyone should. But that's a two way street. If people want me to respect their opinions and lifestyles, then they should grant me the same courtesy by respecting MY beliefs. And I believe that marriage should stay the way it is.
The same Stupid Fuck from above
Contradictory inside the same paragraph. Let me compress it a bit so it's more obvious: "Everyone should respect everyone else, but only I deserve respect."
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots.
--George Bush, Stupid Fuck, quoted in the Scottsdale Tribune
Uh...
Mind you, these are the same people who cling to the US Constitution as their bible. Yet, they will support and vote for a proposition which blatantly violates the Full Faith and Credit clause. Yet another contradiction.
These are also the same people who claim they value privacy and less government intrusion...but they want not only to legislate morality, but one particular brand of morality. Throw separation of church and state to the wind!
More ironic still, these Stupid Fucks dredge up the homosexual stereotype that gays are promiscuous and unfaithful to defend the notion that they should be denied recognition of marriage!
The very least these Stupid Fucks could do is try to be honest. Just say "homosexuals make me uncomfortable and should therefore be oppressed," because that is what their actions say, much louder than their self-contradictory words.
Under the judgment of reason, they're all going to hell where there will be weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and an eternal marathon of the Carpenters' Greatest Hits.
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